Writers

1426180816848350757 Screen Shot 2015-10-12 at 17.34.43 Amelia Shroyer is HBIC of House of Gilda, ranting her way through most days. She can be mollified with wine or the sound of cats purring.
Screen Shot 2015-10-12 at 17.34.43 April Rose is Managing Editor at House of Gilda. She swears less when she’s had her coffee and really hates being bothered while she’s reading or dismantling the patriarchy.
12167466_10207040433383673_1165539222_n Screen Shot 2015-10-12 at 17.34.43 Carrie Padian Teller just wants to give you a hug.
MirandaBeastly Screen Shot 2015-10-12 at 17.34.43 Porscha Fayard suffers no fools, only suppliants and sycophants. Her bride price is approximately $8,000,000 dollars and a lifetime supply of Veuve Clicquot.
tumblr_mzeuunzFbE1s3ggdno5_r4_1280 Screen Shot 2015-10-12 at 17.34.43 L. L. Lovely is a liberal, poly, trans woman from Texas. So, you can imagine what that’s like.
BettyCrockpot Screen Shot 2015-10-12 at 17.34.43 Jess Burnquist has an affinity for domestic issues like why your teacher sucks and who should clean the litter box. She inhabits the world with a pointed awareness and spends her time simmering over the ingredients under the HoG roof.
BitchieTennenbaum Screen Shot 2015-10-12 at 17.34.43 Allegra Frazier cuts her own hair and does a damn good job.
Blanche2 Screen Shot 2015-10-12 at 17.34.43 Blanche DuBrawl advises you to proceed with caution. Bring bourbon.