FINANCE GUIDE FOR WOMEN

FOR JUST $2,000 A MONTH YOU CAN USE THIS HANDY GUIDE DEVELOPED BY MAXINE BROACH TO MANAGE YOUR FINANCES AS A WOMAN.

[EITHER THAT OR YOU CAN FIND A HUSBAND. THESE ARE REALLY YOUR ONLY CHOICES.]

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Maxine Broach presents her new guide for female finance. Her expertise is evidenced here by this rich lady scarf.

SOME HIGHLIGHTS OF WHAT YOU WILL RECEIVE WITH A SUBSCRIPTION TO FINANCE GUIDE FOR WOMEN:

  • Comprehensive analysis of 401K vs. IRA, ie. we will give you a definition
  • How to put off Botox for as long as possible in your 20s to save $$$
  • Fasting Tips! Food makes you fat and costs money, so how to do both at the same time for $$$
  • FREE BONUS: The Guide’s Guidelines for Gold Digging™ 

FAQ ANSWERED:

1. OVERWHELMED BY MEANINGLESS PAPERWORK AND JARGON? WE WILL HELP TEACH YOU HOW TO BURN IT IN THE FURNACE.

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Do not waste time on reading numbers, it will take too long. Instead burn these papers and use the ashes to make a beauty face mask.

 

2. HOW TO QUIT YOUR CAREER BEFORE YOUR EGGS SHRIVEL AND DIE AND YOUR WOMAN BRAIN TURNS TO MUSH (AS SEEN HERE):

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3. HOW TO AVOID PAYING TAXES THE FEMALE WAY: IN A SIMILAR FASHION TO AVOIDING A PARKING TICKET, BY CRYING. (PLUS: HELPFUL CRYING TIPS!)

Without this guide you will not know where to sign on forms. For just $50.00 more a month we will include Female Forms: A Booklet of Forms for Females
Without this guide you will not know where to sign on forms. For just $50.00 more a month we will include Female Forms: A Booklet of Forms for Females.

 

CUSTOMER REVIEWS:

Finance for Women confused the living hell out of me and I’m not sure what I’m doing…”

– Sarah H. | Bloomington, Indiana

“I signed up for Finance for Women and now I can’t pay my mortgage, but I do know how to organize my makeup drawers and no longer have a pesky boyfriend to feed since he’s left me.”

– Marge T. | Roosevelt Island, NY

“I am barren, but my cats love me so I downgraded cat food and saved money.”

– Claire V. | Johnstown, Minnesota

SUBSCRIBE TODAY! THE FEMALE WAY!

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