FOR JUST $2,000 A MONTH YOU CAN USE THIS HANDY GUIDE DEVELOPED BY MAXINE BROACH TO MANAGE YOUR FINANCES AS A WOMAN.
[EITHER THAT OR YOU CAN FIND A HUSBAND. THESE ARE REALLY YOUR ONLY CHOICES.]
SOME HIGHLIGHTS OF WHAT YOU WILL RECEIVE WITH A SUBSCRIPTION TO FINANCE GUIDE FOR WOMEN:
- Comprehensive analysis of 401K vs. IRA, ie. we will give you a definition
- How to put off Botox for as long as possible in your 20s to save $$$
- Fasting Tips! Food makes you fat and costs money, so how to do both at the same time for $$$
- FREE BONUS: The Guide’s Guidelines for Gold Digging™
1. OVERWHELMED BY MEANINGLESS PAPERWORK AND JARGON? WE WILL HELP TEACH YOU HOW TO BURN IT IN THE FURNACE.
2. HOW TO QUIT YOUR CAREER BEFORE YOUR EGGS SHRIVEL AND DIE AND YOUR WOMAN BRAIN TURNS TO MUSH (AS SEEN HERE):
3. HOW TO AVOID PAYING TAXES THE FEMALE WAY: IN A SIMILAR FASHION TO AVOIDING A PARKING TICKET, BY CRYING. (PLUS: HELPFUL CRYING TIPS!)
“Finance for Women confused the living hell out of me and I’m not sure what I’m doing…”
– Sarah H. | Bloomington, Indiana
“I signed up for Finance for Women and now I can’t pay my mortgage, but I do know how to organize my makeup drawers and no longer have a pesky boyfriend to feed since he’s left me.”
– Marge T. | Roosevelt Island, NY
“I am barren, but my cats love me so I downgraded cat food and saved money.”
– Claire V. | Johnstown, Minnesota