How To Be a MOTHERFUCKING LADY: Holiday Edition

It is only natural to have a love-hate relationship with your relatives. Your parents gave you life, but their addiction to Fox News makes you want to die. Your sister is your best friend, but her new boyfriend is the dullest person you’ve ever met. Your brother’s kids are brats. Your grandfather has become handsy with the nurses in his home. Your grandmother is vaguely racist.

Sometimes it seems like there’s not enough eggnog in the world.

But have no fear! You can get through this. All you have to do is be a MOTHERFUCKING LADY.