Aunt Carol Burnit Cooks: Macaroni and Cheese

Hye all it’s your aun carol just sayi hi and gues what lets eat! But beofre i dine myself I must wine myself! Just kiding I already did.

So your thinking hey caryol i got this box of macaroni and chieese and i got a nice boy comign ouver but i don’t know what to make him so I jsut got this macand cheese and GUESS WHT. There si nothina guy likes more than macaroni. I know this because it was my exhusband’s ken’s favorite i bet hes’ got some nice girl making maca nd cheese for him righ now but you kniw it aint gonna taste nothing liket his.

Heres the deal. a box is just a box. but with your brain you got all the thins you need! You wanna make something really special a mac and chees like he never had befroe? Just look inside your cupboard! Evertying is right there, and within yourself. You ust gotta belive in yourself ok, aunt carol loves oyu.

ok lets get to eatin.

INGREDIENTS:

hey tahts the ingredient i got my sangria too remember that recipe? i drink it with the moustache straw so i know its mine i don't know why aint like no one in the hosue anyway
hey tahts the ingredient i got my sangria too remember that recipe? i drink it with the moustache straw so i know its mine i don’t know why aint like no one in the hosue anyway

1. box of macarnoi and cheese – self explantory but if youre in cananda you can use Kraf Dinner its teh same thing use white cheedar who even cares its the name of your gaem

2. butter – if you wanna use vegin butter ou can use that too. oleo margarine butter vegan butter whatever

3. milk – or soy milk or almon milk or just cow milk but not goat milk i fell like thats excessive.

4. other cheese – gues what you don’t have to limit yourself to just a cheeese from a packet oyu can use whateve you want if you got parmesean use that if you got nutritional yest use that if you got gouda well gouda for you ha! that’s a dad joke i love it.

5. mustard – dry kind not the kind from the bottle you wanna use the dry kiknd like coleman’s just a pinch ok

6. pepper – black pepper don’t use white petter thats only for fish and seafoods

7. cayene pepper – this will make it spicy spicy POW just a dap will do you

8. wine! – thats just for you you can drink it while you make it and guess what you can share it with that nice boy!

DIRECTIONS:

1. get a pot an put som water in it you can use whateer kind of water tou watn just make sure its waster. Sometimes i like to put a fire salt or trader joes ariican smoke salt in YUMY TO THE MAX

2. bring water tio a roling boil. I MEAN ROLLING IT LOOKS LIKE THIS

roling boyil thats a rolling boil alright
roling boyil thats a rolling boil alright

3. now boil thos noodles lemme see thm get soft! wooo! YOU WANNA KJNOW A TRICK? Thats right you do! if you toss a maaroni on the ceiling nd it sticks you know tis ready! thats the taste test you should see my ceiling i’ve got a lot of ready noodles. it’s like a summer camp rpoject if you look up but we never had any kids

4. now drain the water you don’t need a colander or strainer you just need the lid pot you can just put the lid pot on it, and the let the water drain out that way

5. now put all th rest of the ingrediens in. about this lmuch of each:

from left to righ we got some nooch and cayene and butter and regular packet cheese and parmensean cheese and some pepper and dried mustard oooh baby
from left to righ we got some nooch and cayene and butter and regular packet cheese and parmensean cheese and some pepper and dried mustard oooh baby

6. mix it all togehter and you tgot yourself a mEAL!

Now go get that boy and bring him over so aunt caorl can get a good look at him ok? I wanta make sure he’s ust perfect and it’s geting kinda sad int eh house i just ate the whole pot by myself! But you know what aunt carol says – It’s only one serveing if you only serve yourself once!


 

Total time: about 15 minutw or so

Yield: depens on how hungry tou are

Level: I can do it ! SO easy your aunt carol can do it!

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